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The Greatest and the Worst Well-known Houstonians


Sorry in case your favorites (or unfavorites) did not make the reduce. We solely have a lot area. However hey, here is Beyoncé to make all of it higher.

The fifth and fabulous version of Sure Ma’am, No Ma’am seems to be at some notable Houstonians and wonders who deserves to be entered into our native corridor of fame…and who must be strapped to a rocket and launched throughout I-35 to grow to be honorary Austinites as a substitute. NASA has to have some spares mendacity round, proper?

Sure Ma’am
The Knowles Sisters. Is an evidence actually wanted right here?

No Ma’am
Drake. Why couldn’t Kendrick Lamar transfer right here as a substitute?

Sure Ma’am
Simone Biles. Altering the sport as a once-in-a-generation gymnast and psychological well being icon.

No Ma’am
Joel Osteen. Matthew 19:24 most likely doesn’t come up in his sermons usually.

Sure Ma’am
Richard Linklater. Lastly made the cinematic love letter Houston deserves with Apollo 10½.

No Ma’am
Tilman Fertitta. Possibly he ought to prance round on concrete behind plexiglass to entertain prospects as a substitute of these tigers.

We additionally admire Matt Bomer as a result of his identify seems like “mad bomber” if you say it too quick. And that is hilarious.

Sure Ma’am
Matt Bomer. Doom Patrol confirmed us he might deal with bizarre. Let him be bizarre extra usually.

No Ma’am
Mary Kay Ash. The one useless individual right here, as a result of the scourge of Mary Kay events hasn’t but granted us the courtesy to observe.

Sure Ma’am
The Astros. Even non-baseball followers can have enjoyable watching family and friends love the house group.

No Ma’am
Randy Quaid. Tragically devolved from comedically quirky cousin to ranting conspiracy uncle.

Megan Thee Stallion holds a bachelor’s in well being administration from TSU, which she places to good use in service of Houston-area seniors.

Sure Ma’am
Megan Thee Stallion. A coronary heart as large as her musical expertise: She donated mills to low-income seniors.

No Ma’am
Ted Cruz. Nonetheless hasn’t lived Cancúngate down.

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